Monday, February 23, 2009

It is not just a Keynsian problem....

1. Iridium lost track of its satellite used for Pentagon work. A defunct Russian military target hit it, killed it, and spread its junk all over space this month!

"Things like that drive me out of my mind"
Satellite of Love, Lou Reed.

2. Microsoft laid off the wrong employees again.

Their severance checks were too large, and Redmond wants the money back!

Fix the software first for CH@%S!'s sake!

3. After less than 2 months in office, Obama is worried about being re-elected.

"By the time you get home, there will be a check for you to spend."
President Obama at a Washington Dinner for Governors.

Who's the Pinata?

4. Hillary Clinton's success in Asian diplomacy is compared to Tai-Chi.

-"Smooth motion with a punch". The last punch a Clinton used was the fall of the Soviet Union after Chernobyl and the Soviet loss in Afghanistan.

Who is handling the Kyrgyzstan Military base problem?



Blogger nationaldefenseparty said...

There goes another Satellite. This one was to map global Carbon Dioxide levels!

10:47 AM  
Blogger nationaldefenseparty said...

Microsoft is to let the employees keep the checks.

Further layoffs are cancelled as well.

Maybe we can get some descent software out of this!

(Google just joined the EU in a suit against Microsoft!)

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IBM too!

9:16 AM  

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