Thursday, February 26, 2009

Back in the Saddle Again!

Texas Border Hotspot for Drug Violence.

Monday, February 23, 2009

It is not just a Keynsian problem....

1. Iridium lost track of its satellite used for Pentagon work. A defunct Russian military target hit it, killed it, and spread its junk all over space this month!

"Things like that drive me out of my mind"
Satellite of Love, Lou Reed.

2. Microsoft laid off the wrong employees again.

Their severance checks were too large, and Redmond wants the money back!

Fix the software first for CH@%S!'s sake!

3. After less than 2 months in office, Obama is worried about being re-elected.

"By the time you get home, there will be a check for you to spend."
President Obama at a Washington Dinner for Governors.

Who's the Pinata?

4. Hillary Clinton's success in Asian diplomacy is compared to Tai-Chi.

-"Smooth motion with a punch". The last punch a Clinton used was the fall of the Soviet Union after Chernobyl and the Soviet loss in Afghanistan.

Who is handling the Kyrgyzstan Military base problem?


Thursday, February 05, 2009

Thank You Mr. Michael Phelps!!

Some envious drug dealer snapped a picture of Michael Phelps with a bong in his hand for an English Tabloid!

Today, there is a camera on every cell phone, and a con artist on every network.

Michael Phelps did right, denouncing the incident as unfortunate. Let us hope sponsors will be so decent.

Michael Phelps is a gentleman and a d@#! good athelete!

England, for XX@!%'s sake!

Use your brains Kelloggs!