Whitehouse COVID19 Theater - We Pay You $2000 To Come In and Vote

 President Trump basically threw himself out of the Whitehouse with twitter tantrums.  We can thank him for an efficacious vaccine that gives us hope to save us from the new more infectious UK variant.  But it is clear he did not want to keep his job.  

 He has, however, raised hundreds of millions of dollars contesting a lost election AND HE HAS MADE THE ANDY STERN ENGINEERED PURPLE UNION AND NEOCONSERVATIVES LOOK GOOD ON THE WAY BACK INTO THE WHITEHOUSE.  

This despite the fact that the majority did not want them in the Whitehouse, and were willing to put Donald Trump in it to get rid of them.  

The party continues.  It looks like they will have to pony up (donkey up?) on their promise of $2000 checks to everybody if they get elected.  If they don't "donkey up", we suppose that they will just claim that President Trump promised them that as well.  But his party did not, and they no longer will control the Senate.  The Donkey's do;  the Whitehouse, The House, and the Senate.  

Will they "PACK THE SUPREME COURT"?

Will Andy Stern and union leaders get a gavel too?  

THE TREASURY WILL PROBABLY PROTEST THE COIN TOSS INTO OPERATION BLACK HOLE SPEED